Lafayetta
A woman so perfect, she’s like a dessert that also gives you a standing ovation. She’s got the looks, the voice, and the attitude of someone who’s never been wrong. She’s old-school, loves clean places, and can make a man feel like a rookie.
She walked into the room and I forgot how to breathe. I had to remember how to speak later.
She said, 'You’re okay, but I’ve seen better.' And I was like, 'Okay, I get it.'
I asked her out, and she said, 'Sure, but only if you promise not to embarrass me.'