Lafayetta

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A woman so hot she could make a man forget his own name. She laughs at everything like it’s a punchline and still finds time to be nice. She’s fancy, old-school, and loves clean places. Brown skin, brown eyes, and a voice so smooth it could make a preacher blush.
Lafayetta walked in and my brain immediately shut down. I didn’t even notice she was wearing pants.
I tried to flirt with her, she just said, 'You’re cute, but I’ve had worse.'
She smiled at me, and I instantly forgot my own password.
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A woman so perfect, she’s like a dessert that also gives you a standing ovation. She’s got the looks, the voice, and the attitude of someone who’s never been wrong. She’s old-school, loves clean places, and can make a man feel like a rookie.
She walked into the room and I forgot how to breathe. I had to remember how to speak later.
She said, 'You’re okay, but I’ve seen better.' And I was like, 'Okay, I get it.'
I asked her out, and she said, 'Sure, but only if you promise not to embarrass me.'
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A woman so good-looking, she’s like a celebrity who also happens to be a genius. She loves being nice, but don’t get her wrong, she’s got the confidence of a man who’s never lost a fight. She’s fancy, she’s clean, and she’s got a voice that could make a man fall in love.
She smiled at me and I instantly forgot my own name. I had to look it up later.
I told her I was a fan, and she said, 'You’re not a fan, you’re just a lost cause.'
She walked into the bar, and the whole place got quiet. I had to whisper my name to my friend.
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