LaFawnduh
A huge African American woman who looks like she could f***ing bench-press a bus. She’s got a mouth full of teeth that look like a f***ing horse bit her. She chats online with a gay man named Kip and is the f***ing definition of Ghetto Fabulous. She’s like Rosa Parks, but with more f***ing sass.
Text: 'Kip and I just talked for an hour. He’s f***ing gay and I love it.'
DM: 'I look like a f***ing horse. But I’m Ghetto Fabulous.'
Tweet: 'LaFawnduh is like Rosa Parks, but with more sass and less f***ing buses.'