LaFawnduh

A hot woman with sandy blonde hair that looks like it was blown by a f***ing hurricane. She's got a face that could make a saint blush. She loves getting stuff (like stupid bird necklaces and tapes from her cousin), getting hugged like a f***ing teddy bear, and hearing you talk sh*t online for hours. Once you got her, she's stuck with you forever, like a f***ing dove that won't shut up.

The f***ing love of your life, the one who'll stick with you even when you're being a complete a***. She's not going anywhere. She's your forever person, the one who'll still love you even if you f***ing forget her birthday.

A huge African American woman who looks like she could f***ing bench-press a bus. She’s got a mouth full of teeth that look like a f***ing horse bit her. She chats online with a gay man named Kip and is the f***ing definition of Ghetto Fabulous. She’s like Rosa Parks, but with more f***ing sass.

Kip’s girlfriend. She’s got sandy blonde hair that looks like it was f***ing blown by a windstorm. Her hair just waves around like it’s f***ing trying to escape.