LaFaquisha
LaFaquisha is a 700 pound filipino woman who only moves if she's got a cigarette in one hand and a swear word in the other.
She said in a text: 'I'm not getting up, I'm not getting up, I'm not getting up.'
She DM'd me: 'My car is my only hope, and even it's giving me trouble.'
She yelled at her neighbor for not bringing her more cigarettes.
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