LaFaquisha

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LaFaquisha is a fat filipino woman who doesn't move unless she's chewing a cigarette and cussing at the mailman.
She texted me: 'I'm not getting up for no one, not even the pizza man.'
Her DMs are just smoke and swearing.
She yelled at her car because it didn't start, and she didn't have enough cigarettes.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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LaFaquisha is a filipino lady who lives in her 1992 ford crown victoria like it's her second home, and she only leaves to buy more cigarettes and yell at the world.
She posted a tweet: 'My car is my only friend, and it doesn't even talk back.'
She sent a message: 'I bought cigarettes because my car didn't give me enough love.'
She screamed at the gas station clerk like he owed her money.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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LaFaquisha is a 700 pound filipino woman who only moves if she's got a cigarette in one hand and a swear word in the other.
She said in a text: 'I'm not getting up, I'm not getting up, I'm not getting up.'
She DM'd me: 'My car is my only hope, and even it's giving me trouble.'
She yelled at her neighbor for not bringing her more cigarettes.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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