lafane
Lafane is a f***ing genius who plans every f***ing day like it’s a math test, and she judges everything with a score. She’s like a Virgo on steroids, and she’ll make you feel like you’re the one who failed.
Lafane ranked my coffee by points and gave it a B-.
She turned our group chat into a f***ing spreadsheet.
She texted me: 'Your life is a 6.5 out of 10. Improve.'