lafane

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Lafane is the person who will make you laugh until you cry, stick by you through hell, and still think your dumb jokes are gold. She’s the only one who can make you feel like a king while calling you a f***ing idiot.
Lafane texted me at 2 a. m. with a meme about my cat and a reminder that I owe her $5.
She showed up at my exam with a pizza and a speech about why I was gonna fail.
Lafane sent me a DM: 'You’re my favorite idiot. Don’t forget it.'
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Lafane is a f***ing genius who plans every f***ing day like it’s a math test, and she judges everything with a score. She’s like a Virgo on steroids, and she’ll make you feel like you’re the one who failed.
Lafane ranked my coffee by points and gave it a B-.
She turned our group chat into a f***ing spreadsheet.
She texted me: 'Your life is a 6.5 out of 10. Improve.'
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