Laebah
She’s got the looks of a goddess and the brain of a genius, but still can’t figure out why she’s not rich yet.
Text: 'I’m gonna be rich. I just need a little more time.' (She’s been waiting for 5 years.)
DM: 'I failed my math test. But I’m still gonna be a CEO.' (Her mom is now her business partner.)
Tweet: 'I’m gonna be a celebrity. I just need a little more fame.' (She’s still in the background.)
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