Laebah

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A girl who thinks she's a goddess but still fails math. She’s got a smile that could win wars and a brain that could solve the universe, mostly.

Laebah: 'I’m gonna be rich by 20.' (She’s still waiting on her first paycheck.)

DM: 'I got straight A’s… except for math.' (Her face was like 'this is just a phase.')

Text: 'I’m gonna be a CEO. Maybe. Or a celebrity. Either way, I’m not gonna be average.' (She’s currently broke and has 3 jobs.)

She’s the type of person who thinks she’s a queen but still texts her mom for help with her taxes.

Tweet: 'I’m gonna be famous. I just need a second.' (She’s still waiting for her first.)

DM: 'I failed my math test. But I’m still gonna be rich.' (Her mom sent her a $100 gift card.)

Text: 'I’m gonna be a CEO. My mom says I’m gonna be a queen.' (Her mom is still paying her rent.)

She’s got the looks of a goddess and the brain of a genius, but still can’t figure out why she’s not rich yet.

Text: 'I’m gonna be rich. I just need a little more time.' (She’s been waiting for 5 years.)

DM: 'I failed my math test. But I’m still gonna be a CEO.' (Her mom is now her business partner.)

Tweet: 'I’m gonna be a celebrity. I just need a little more fame.' (She’s still in the background.)