Ladzilla
A ladzilla is a man who thinks he’s a superhero. He drinks like a whale and fights like a man who’s been wronged by the universe.
That ladzilla just got into a fight with a chicken and won.
He’s a ladzilla. He tried to propose to the barmaid and ended up proposing to the jukebox.
This ladzilla just ate a whole cake and then tried to wrestle the bartender.