Ladzilla

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A ladzilla is a man so lad-like he could make a bull blush and a priest swear. He drinks like a fish and fights like a feral goat.

I saw a ladzilla punch a keg and then drink it like it was a sandwich.

This ladzilla just tried to flirt with my grandma and got thrown out of the pub.

He’s a ladzilla. He’s got a tattoo of a pint and a swear word on his arm.

When a lad goes full-on legend, he becomes a ladzilla, a beast of beer and bad decisions who thinks the pub is his home and the world is his toilet.

This ladzilla just ate a whole pizza and then challenged the barman to a dance-off.

He’s a ladzilla. He started a fight over a packet of crisps and finished it with a karate kick.

That ladzilla just drank 10 pints and tried to sing opera. It was tragic.

A ladzilla is a man who thinks he’s a superhero. He drinks like a whale and fights like a man who’s been wronged by the universe.

That ladzilla just got into a fight with a chicken and won.

He’s a ladzilla. He tried to propose to the barmaid and ended up proposing to the jukebox.

This ladzilla just ate a whole cake and then tried to wrestle the bartender.