ladyvodka
A drunk smartass who eats pizza like it's her job and thinks she's the most famous person on Twitter. She's a self-absorbed attention seeker but in a way that's kind of cute.
I drank 12 beers and wrote a poem about my feelings. #ladyvodka
Why is no one talking about my pizza skills? I'm the best.
You didn't like my tweet? I'll haunt you in the comments.