ladyvodka

A drunk smartass who eats pizza like it's her job and thinks she's the most famous person on Twitter. She's a self-absorbed attention seeker but in a way that's kind of cute.

A woman who drinks so much vodka she might as well be named after it. She's smart, loves pizza, and thinks everyone should know about her life every five seconds.

A self-proclaimed genius who drinks like a fish and eats pizza like it's her religion. She's too proud to shut up about herself and thinks Twitter is the only thing that matters.