ladyslut
Hot women in their early twenties who chug red wine, throw the best dance parties ever, and have enough sex to make your life look sad. They're cool. You're not. Get over it.
She texted me at 2 a. m.: 'I'm at a dance party and I'm having sex with two guys. I might be dead by morning.'
She drank all the wine at the party and started a conga line. It was glorious.
She told me her boyfriend left because she was too loud and had too much wine.