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Girls in their twenties who guzzle red wine like it's going out of style, throw wild dance parties that make your whole neighborhood jealous, and have enough dirty sex to make a priest faint. You're not one. You're just watching from the outside.
My cousin is a ladyslut. She had three guys over last night and none of them left before sunrise.
I saw her at the bar. She was drinking wine and flirting with the bartender like he was her new boyfriend.
She texted me: 'I just had sex in the hallway. You're welcome.'