lady's low toupee
A hairy patch that looks like a cat’s butt, used for showing off and covering up bald spots.
My lady’s low toupee is so thick, it looks like a raccoon got tangled in a sock.
He sent me a photo of his lady’s low toupee and said, 'This is my pride.'
She wore her lady’s low toupee to the gym, and the guy next to her asked if she was a furry.