lady's low toupee

My lady’s low toupee is so thick, it looks like a raccoon got tangled in a sock.

He sent me a photo of his lady’s low toupee and said, 'This is my pride.'

She wore her lady’s low toupee to the gym, and the guy next to her asked if she was a furry.

My lady’s low toupee is so wild, it looks like a lion’s fur came loose.

He told his friend, 'I’m not going to the beach without my lady’s low toupee.'

She wore her lady’s low toupee to a bar, and the bouncer said, 'You’re not coming in unless you take it off.'

My lady’s low toupee is so popular, it has its own Instagram page.

He said, 'I don’t need a beard, my lady’s low toupee is enough.'

She wore her lady’s low toupee to a meeting, and the boss said, 'We need to talk about your hair.'