ladynail
A fingernail longer than a hot dog that street urchins grow just to dig into their smelly noses or grab a handful of drugs before they snort it up their snoot.
My ladynail is longer than my face and I use it to dig into my nose every day.
I got my ladynail stuck in my nose and had to use a spoon to get it out.
My ladynail is so long I can use it to pick my nose while I’m eating a hot dog.