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A super long fingernail that street rats grow just so they can dig deep into their grimey faces to get a good nose pick or scoop up a pile of crushed cocaine before they blow it up their schnozzle.
My ladynail is so long I can scrape the grime off my shoe and eat it.
I used my ladynail to dig into my nose and found a whole ecosystem in there.
My ladynail is so long I can use it to pick my nose while I’m snorting a line of cocaine.