ladylegs
A girlfriend who’s too old to be ashamed of getting wasted, throwing up, getting laid in the bathroom, and eating kebabs while staggering home like a drunk elephant.
She drank the whole kebab shop’s stock and walked home like she was drunk and on fire.
She got so wasted, she tried to flirt with the kebab guy and failed twice.
She threw up in the park, then bought a kebab and said it was her new hobby.