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A girlfriend who’s too old to care about getting trashed, puking, getting laid in toilets, and eating kebabs while walking home like a drunk mess.
She drank 12 beers, threw up in the park, then got a kebab and walked home like she owned the street.
After the party, she just said, 'I'm not going home. I'm going to the kebab shop.'
She got so wasted, she tried to flirt with the kebab guy and failed.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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A girlfriend who's so old, she's too tired to be embarrassed after getting wasted, throwing up, and having sex in the bathroom.
She drank until she passed out in the toilet, then bought a kebab with one hand and walked home with the other.
At the bar, she just said, 'I’m not going home. I’m staying here.'
She tried to flirt with the bartender and got kicked out.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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A girlfriend who’s too old to be ashamed of getting wasted, throwing up, getting laid in the bathroom, and eating kebabs while staggering home like a drunk elephant.
She drank the whole kebab shop’s stock and walked home like she was drunk and on fire.
She got so wasted, she tried to flirt with the kebab guy and failed twice.
She threw up in the park, then bought a kebab and said it was her new hobby.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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