LadyGlove
A woman so small, she could fit in your pants. If she's a little bigger, she's a LadyMitten, like a glove that’s too forgiving and doesn’t give you the full effect.
My friend’s ex is a LadyGlove, he still talks about her like she's a snack.
My coworker’s new girlfriend is a LadyMitten, she let him off the hook for missing the meeting.
I saw my crush at the mall, and I almost fainted, she’s a LadyGlove.