LadyGlove

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#tiny hot mess#hard-on in the aisles#boss leniency

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A tiny hot mess who makes you want to rip your pants off just by walking into a room. If she's a bit bigger, she's a LadyMitten, like a glove that’s too lenient and lets you off easy.
I saw my neighbor’s girlfriend at the store, and I had to leave before I got a hard-on in the middle of the aisles.
My cousin’s new crush is a LadyGlove, he’s been staring at her since Monday.
My boss is a LadyMitten, she let me take the day off just because I asked nicely.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A woman so small, she could fit in your pants. If she's a little bigger, she's a LadyMitten, like a glove that’s too forgiving and doesn’t give you the full effect.
My friend’s ex is a LadyGlove, he still talks about her like she's a snack.
My coworker’s new girlfriend is a LadyMitten, she let him off the hook for missing the meeting.
I saw my crush at the mall, and I almost fainted, she’s a LadyGlove.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A woman so tiny, she makes you feel like a giant. If she’s a bit bigger, she’s a LadyMitten, like a glove that’s too soft and doesn’t give you the full experience.
My girlfriend is a LadyGlove, I feel like I could lift her over my head.
My brother’s new girlfriend is a LadyMitten, she didn’t even make him do push-ups.
I saw my crush at the gym, and I almost dropped my dumbbells, she’s a LadyGlove.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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