LadyGlove
A tiny hot mess who makes you want to rip your pants off just by walking into a room. If she's a bit bigger, she's a LadyMitten, like a glove that’s too lenient and lets you off easy.
I saw my neighbor’s girlfriend at the store, and I had to leave before I got a hard-on in the middle of the aisles.
My cousin’s new crush is a LadyGlove, he’s been staring at her since Monday.
My boss is a LadyMitten, she let me take the day off just because I asked nicely.