Ladyfaun
A woman who drinks until she can’t walk straight. She’s your friend when you’re both drunk and having a good time.
She drank so much she fell off the couch. I tried to help her up. She said, 'I’m fine. I’m just a drunk ladyfaun.'
She tried to dance in my kitchen. I said it was messy. She said it was fun.
She texted me at 3 a. m. saying she was going to become a pirate. I said, 'Good luck.'