Ladyfaun - A woman who drinks until she can’t remember what she said. S

A woman who drinks until she can’t remember what she said. She’s your friend when you both forget your problems and just drink.

She said she was a billionaire. I said she was a drunk billionaire. She said I was a sore loser.

She drank so much she tried to talk to the ceiling. I said it was a weird conversation.

She texted me saying she was going to live in a bottle. I said, 'That’s a weird life.'