Ladyfaun
A lady who drinks so much she becomes your enemy. But only when you’re both drunk and arguing about the last piece of cake.
She took the last piece of cake and said, 'You’re a cake thief.' I said, 'You’re a cake monster.'
She drank the whole bottle and started arguing with my dog. The dog ran away.
She texted me saying she was going to start a cake war. I said, 'Bring it on.'