ladyburns
When your hair grows out and you comb it down in front of your ear to look like sideburns. It’s the sideburns of people who are too lazy to shave or too scared to grow real ones.
My ladyburns look like I got hit by a comb and a hair dryer.
My ladyburns are so bad, they look like they were done by a robot with a hairbrush.
My ladyburns make me look like I just woke up from a 10-year nap.