ladyburns

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Fake sideburns made by letting your hair grow out and then combing it down in front of your ear. Mostly ladies do it, but guys who can't grow real ones also try. It’s like a bald guy’s sideburns in a wheelchair.
My mom’s ladyburns look like they were drawn with a marker and a comb.
My dad tried ladyburns and now he looks like a confused squirrel.
My aunt’s ladyburns are so fake, I think they’re trying to hide a forehead.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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Sideburns for people who don’t have the guts to grow real ones. It’s like pretending you’re a rock star, but you’re just a guy with a comb and a lot of shame.
My brother’s ladyburns look like they were glued on with duct tape.
My grandma’s ladyburns are so bad, they look like they were done by a kid with a crayon.
My uncle’s ladyburns make me think he’s hiding a bald spot from his ex.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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When your hair grows out and you comb it down in front of your ear to look like sideburns. It’s the sideburns of people who are too lazy to shave or too scared to grow real ones.
My ladyburns look like I got hit by a comb and a hair dryer.
My ladyburns are so bad, they look like they were done by a robot with a hairbrush.
My ladyburns make me look like I just woke up from a 10-year nap.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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