ladyburns
Sideburns for people who don’t have the guts to grow real ones. It’s like pretending you’re a rock star, but you’re just a guy with a comb and a lot of shame.
My brother’s ladyburns look like they were glued on with duct tape.
My grandma’s ladyburns are so bad, they look like they were done by a kid with a crayon.
My uncle’s ladyburns make me think he’s hiding a bald spot from his ex.