ladybility
What jerks call the power to act like a prissy, weak, Victorian doormat who talks only when told to, and makes other women look like failures just to seem fancier.
My uncle said, 'She has ladybility to spare.' I asked, 'What's that?' He said, 'It means she's a total twerp.'
My mom told my sister, 'You're not a lady unless you can embarrass three other ladies at once.'
My teacher said, 'Ladybility is the most useless skill ever.' I said, 'Then why do we have to learn it?'