ladybility

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What jerks call the power to act like a prissy, weak, Victorian doormat who talks only when told to, and makes other women look like failures just to seem fancier.

My uncle said, 'She has ladybility to spare.' I asked, 'What's that?' He said, 'It means she's a total twerp.'

My mom told my sister, 'You're not a lady unless you can embarrass three other ladies at once.'

My teacher said, 'Ladybility is the most useless skill ever.' I said, 'Then why do we have to learn it?'

by Slangipedia 11h ago

The fake talent of being a whiny, shrinking violet who lets men talk over you and calls other women names just to seem more refined.

My friend said, 'I have ladybility so strong, I can make a man blush with my silence.'

My brother said, 'Ladybility is when a woman insults another woman just to look good.'

My cousin said, 'Ladybility is like being a total drama queen who can't handle a single insult.'

by Slangipedia 11h ago

The ridiculous skill of being a snooty, weak, Victorian lady who can't even talk unless a man tells you to and then goes out of your way to make other ladies look stupid.

My grandma said, 'Ladybility is like being a snob who thinks she's better than everyone else.'

My brother said, 'Ladybility is the most annoying thing ever.'

My teacher said, 'If you have ladybility, you can make a whole classroom laugh just by being a total twerp.'

by Slangipedia 11h ago

The fake skill of being a prissy, weak, Victorian doormat who talks only when told to and then tries to make other women look like failures just to seem fancier.

My friend said, 'Ladybility is the most useless skill ever.' I said, 'Then why do we have to learn it?'

My sister said, 'I have ladybility so strong, I can make a man blush with my silence.'

My brother said, 'Ladybility is when a woman insults another woman just to look good.'

by Slangipedia 11h ago