ladybility
The ridiculous skill of being a snooty, weak, Victorian lady who can't even talk unless a man tells you to and then goes out of your way to make other ladies look stupid.
My grandma said, 'Ladybility is like being a snob who thinks she's better than everyone else.'
My brother said, 'Ladybility is the most annoying thing ever.'
My teacher said, 'If you have ladybility, you can make a whole classroom laugh just by being a total twerp.'