lady with a dick
When you partied too hard and your cock is weak like a sad noodle. All you want is to connect like Lady and the Tramp, but all you can do is give a loving slurp.
My cock was softer than my ex’s promises. I just gave a loving slurp and called it a day.
I came home, my cock was sad, and I just slurped it like it was my last meal.
I tried to connect like Lady and the Tramp, but my cock was too tired. I just gave it a loving slurp and went to bed.