lady with a dick

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A guy tucks and the girl sneaks up and gives him a surprise face full of fun. It looks like she’s doing him, but it’s actually him doing her. It’s the best kind of confusion.

My guy tucked and my friend walked up and gave him a full-on face slap. Classic lady with a dick moment.

He was trying to impress me, but I came up behind him and made him forget his name. Lady with a dick for life.

He thought he was the star of the show, but I was the one giving the standing ovation. Lady with a dick, baby.

by Slangipedia 13h ago

When a girl’s clit gets so big it looks like a tiny cock. It’s like nature messed up the whole package and gave her a boy’s best friend.

Her clit looked like it was trying to start a fight. I asked if she was trying to out-cock me.

She walked in and I swear her clit was about to take my spot. Lady with a dick, for real.

Her clit was so huge, I thought it was a new type of meat. I asked if she wanted to start a food fight.

by Slangipedia 13h ago

A trans girl’s cock. It’s soft, cute, and sometimes it’s so big it makes you question your life choices. It’s like a cock that got a beauty sleep.

Her cock looked like it had a spa day. I asked if it needed a massage.

I saw her cock and I thought, 'Why did I ever pick a guy?'

Her cock was so big, I thought it was going to take over the room. Lady with a dick, full time.

by Slangipedia 13h ago

When you partied too hard and your cock is weak like a sad noodle. All you want is to connect like Lady and the Tramp, but all you can do is give a loving slurp.

My cock was softer than my ex’s promises. I just gave a loving slurp and called it a day.

I came home, my cock was sad, and I just slurped it like it was my last meal.

I tried to connect like Lady and the Tramp, but my cock was too tired. I just gave it a loving slurp and went to bed.

by Slangipedia 13h ago