Lady Voldemort
A woman who’s so obsessed with her crush, she acts like she’s been dumped. She’s too young to know better and thinks she’s got the whole world by the balls. People say her name like it’s a spell that will make you lose your mind.
'He didn’t even ask me to the prom! I’m going to die of heartbreak.'
'I’m going to the bar by myself, and I’m going to cry in the bathroom.'
'I saw him with another girl, and now I’m going to post a 12-minute video about it.'