Lady Voldemort

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A woman who’s like a clingy, crazy, little brat who thinks she’s the main character in a drama. She’s barely old enough to drink and is chasing after some guy who’s just looking for a quickie. She’s called Lady Voldemort because saying her name out loud could make you lose your mind.
'Why did you text me 12 times last night? I was at a concert!'
'You’re not my main squeeze, you’re my backup plan!'
'I’m not going to the club without you, even if you’re wearing the same shirt as last week.'
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A girl who acts like she’s got a PhD in being annoying. She’s young, barely legal, and thinks she’s the only one who matters. She’s after a guy who’s just looking for a fling, but she acts like it’s a life-or-death situation. People say her name like it’s a curse.
'You didn’t even reply to my 7th text! You’re dead to me.'
'I’m not going to the bar unless you come with me.'
'He looked at me like I was a ghost, and I felt like I was in a horror movie.'
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A woman who’s so obsessed with her crush, she acts like she’s been dumped. She’s too young to know better and thinks she’s got the whole world by the balls. People say her name like it’s a spell that will make you lose your mind.
'He didn’t even ask me to the prom! I’m going to die of heartbreak.'
'I’m going to the bar by myself, and I’m going to cry in the bathroom.'
'I saw him with another girl, and now I’m going to post a 12-minute video about it.'
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A girl who acts like she’s been through hell because her crush didn’t text her back. She’s barely old enough to know what a fling is and is still trying to prove that she’s the most important person in the room. People say her name like it’s a death sentence.
'Why didn’t you text me back? I was in the middle of a TikTok dance!'
'I’m not going to the bar unless you promise to text me every 5 minutes.'
'I saw his Instagram story, and now I’m going to stalk him for the rest of my life.'
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A woman who thinks she’s the queen of the world, but she’s just barely old enough to drink and is obsessed with a guy who’s only using her for a quick fling. People say her name like it’s a curse from the devil himself.
'I’m going to the bar, and I’m bringing my entire squad to prove I’m the best.'
'He didn’t even look at me! I’m going to cry in the bathroom.'
'I’m going to post a 10-minute video about this on TikTok.'
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