Lady Uncle
A woman who’s like a drunk uncle but with more drama and less pants. She drinks beer and pee at 8 am like it’s a sacred ritual.
She sent me a voice note at 8:05 am: 'I just peed in my beer. It’s a masterpiece.'
She yelled at the mailman and said he was ‘blocking her path to greatness.’
She tried to dance on the kitchen table and fell into a bowl of cereal.