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A woman who acts like a drunk uncle but with more screaming and less shirts. She drinks beer and pee at 8 am in the Midwest like it’s a religion.
I saw her at the gas station yelling at the coffee machine. It was like a war.
She texted me at 8:03 am: 'I’m alive. I’m drunk. I’m still mad at you.'
She tried to drive home in flip-flops and said the car was 'talking to her.'