Lady Time - Lady Time is like the female version of Time Lords, but inst

Lady Time is like the female version of Time Lords, but instead of time travel, they make you feel like you're dying every month.

My cousin said, 'Lady Time is like a time lord, but with cramps.'

My teacher texted me, 'I wish I had time travel instead of Lady Time.'

My friend yelled, 'I'm not a time lord, I'm a time prisoner!'