Lady Time

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Lady Time is when a woman is bleeding out like a gutted fish and no one wants to be near her.

My mom said, 'I think Lady Time is here,' and then she threw a pillow at my brother.

My friend texted me, 'I feel like I'm being punished by God for eating too much pizza.'

My aunt yelled at the TV, 'Why does this happen every month? I'm not a prisoner!'

Lady Time is when you slap an old lady's poop so hard it makes her cry and then you both get flashbacks of her life.

My uncle said, 'I slapped her poop so hard I saw her first love.'

My grandma DM'd me, 'That kid just made me remember my ex.'

My neighbor screamed, 'I saw my entire life flash before my eyes!'

Lady Time is like the female version of Time Lords, but instead of time travel, they make you feel like you're dying every month.

My cousin said, 'Lady Time is like a time lord, but with cramps.'

My teacher texted me, 'I wish I had time travel instead of Lady Time.'

My friend yelled, 'I'm not a time lord, I'm a time prisoner!'