lady taxes
When you’re trying to do your thing but your partner acts like they’re the only one who matters and you’re just there to listen to their problems.
I was about to take a shower but she kept talking about her job and now I’m the only one who knows what a shower is.
He was trying to eat his burger in peace but I had to explain why I had to cancel our date because my dog ate his burger.
I was trying to play my video game but my girlfriend’s mom showed up and started talking about her divorce like it was the highlight of my life.