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When you’re trying to chill but your partner drags you into their drama just to keep things from falling apart and you’re too scared to say no.

I was about to game but she started crying about her ex and now I’m stuck explaining why her ex is a waste of oxygen.

He wanted to go to the gym but I made him come to my mom’s house because she was yelling at the mailman again.

I was trying to eat my pizza in peace but my girlfriend’s dog ate it and now I’m arguing with the dog like it’s a problem child.

When you’re trying to be cool but your partner ruins it by acting like they’re the only one who matters and you’re just there to suffer.

I was about to smoke a blunt but she kept talking about her job and now I’m the only one who knows what a blunt is.

He was trying to beat his high score but I had to explain why I had to cancel our date because my cat pooped on the floor.

I was trying to take a nap but my girlfriend’s mom showed up and started talking about her divorce like it was the highlight of my day.

When you’re just trying to survive but your partner makes you go through their whole day of nonsense just to keep their feelings from exploding.

I was trying to watch my show but she started crying about her sister’s cat and now I’m the only one who knows what a cat is.

He was about to go to the store but I had to drag him to my grandma’s house because she was screaming about the TV volume.

I was trying to eat my cereal in peace but my boyfriend’s brother showed up and started arguing about who the best rapper is.

When you’re trying to do your thing but your partner acts like they’re the only one who matters and you’re just there to listen to their problems.

I was about to take a shower but she kept talking about her job and now I’m the only one who knows what a shower is.

He was trying to eat his burger in peace but I had to explain why I had to cancel our date because my dog ate his burger.

I was trying to play my video game but my girlfriend’s mom showed up and started talking about her divorce like it was the highlight of my life.

When you’re trying to be free but your partner acts like you’re the only one who matters and you’re stuck listening to their nonsense.

I was about to go to the store but she started crying about her job and now I’m the only one who knows what a store is.

He was trying to watch his show but I had to drag him to my grandma’s house because she was screaming about the TV.

I was trying to eat my pizza in peace but my girlfriend’s dog ate it and now I’m arguing with the dog like it’s a problem child.