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When you’re trying to be cool but your partner ruins it by acting like they’re the only one who matters and you’re just there to suffer.

I was about to smoke a blunt but she kept talking about her job and now I’m the only one who knows what a blunt is.

He was trying to beat his high score but I had to explain why I had to cancel our date because my cat pooped on the floor.

I was trying to take a nap but my girlfriend’s mom showed up and started talking about her divorce like it was the highlight of my day.