Lady-stiffy - When a girl’s pants are so excited they start a dance party

When a girl’s pants are so excited they start a dance party in her crotch and invite all her friends.

I got a lady-stiffy when my crush smiled at me in the hallway.

During English class, my lady-stiffy was so strong I wrote 'I love you' on my essay.

I got a lady-stiffy while eating my snack and my chips flew everywhere.