Lady-stiffy

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When a girl gets so turned on she feels like her pants are about to catch fire and her vagina is doing a conga line.

My crush walked by me and I had a lady-stiffy so bad I had to lean on the wall.

I saw my teacher’s tight jeans and my lady-stiffy hit level 10.

My dog licked my face and I got a lady-stiffy so strong I dropped my phone.

A girl’s crotch area getting so hot it could probably cook a steak and make it cry.

I got a lady-stiffy during math class and my pencil broke from the pressure.

My friend got a lady-stiffy so bad she spilled her juice all over her desk.

I saw my mom’s tight dress and my lady-stiffy made my socks itch.

When a girl’s pants feel like they're about to explode from all the love and sweat in there.

I got a lady-stiffy after my crush said my laugh was cute.

During gym class, my lady-stiffy was so strong I had to do jumping jacks to cool down.

I got a lady-stiffy while watching a movie and my seatmate asked if I was okay.

When a girl's crotch area is so excited it's like it's doing a backflip and shouting 'I'M READY!'

I got a lady-stiffy when my crush texted me 'I miss you.'

During lunch, my lady-stiffy was so strong my sandwich fell on the floor.

I got a lady-stiffy while walking by the vending machine and my snack flew out of my hand.

When a girl's crotch gets so worked up it's like it's doing push-ups and screaming 'I'M HERE!'

I got a lady-stiffy when my crush asked me to be his girlfriend.

During science class, my lady-stiffy was so strong my experiment exploded.

I got a lady-stiffy while watching my friend’s tight outfit and my chair squeaked.

When a girl’s pants are so excited they start a dance party in her crotch and invite all her friends.

I got a lady-stiffy when my crush smiled at me in the hallway.

During English class, my lady-stiffy was so strong I wrote 'I love you' on my essay.

I got a lady-stiffy while eating my snack and my chips flew everywhere.