Lady Spirithunter
A Lady Spirithunter is a Seminole psycho who does charity work just to make Tallahassee feel guilty about not being as cool as FSU.
I volunteered at the shelter just to make sure you remember me when you're eating your last sandwich.
I gave out 100 sandwiches, but I took 20 of them to eat myself.
I did community service so hard, I got a badge. And it's not even from the police.