Lady Spirithunter

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A Lady Spirithunter is a FSU freak who slaps paint on fans' faces like they're a canvas for a crazy art project and then yells at them to cheer louder than a stadium full of drunk college students.
I painted your face so hard, it's gonna be a miracle if you still have skin left by game day.
You think you're a fan? I just turned you into a walking mascot.
I'm not done with you until you scream 'Go Noles!' like it's your last breath.
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A Lady Spirithunter is a Seminole psycho who does charity work just to make Tallahassee feel guilty about not being as cool as FSU.
I volunteered at the shelter just to make sure you remember me when you're eating your last sandwich.
I gave out 100 sandwiches, but I took 20 of them to eat myself.
I did community service so hard, I got a badge. And it's not even from the police.
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A Lady Spirithunter is a Florida State fanatic who makes the campus look like a war zone because she paints faces and screams until the buildings shake.
I painted so many faces, I think I ran out of paint and started using my own blood.
I screamed so loud, the library windows cracked.
I painted your face, and now you're gonna be stuck with it for the rest of the semester.
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