lady scout
A group of women who think they're still in high school but have the energy of a 60-year-old who just got yelled at by her husband. They’ll help you chase your dreams, but only if you promise to stop whining.
I joined the Lady Scouts so I could stop whining during group meetings.
My neighbor joined because she wanted to stop being called ‘the one who always brings cake’.
I told my boss I joined so I could stop being yelled at during meetings.